Anyone out there?
OH! I see you over there in the corner. Where did everyone go? I guess no one else wanted to wait for monthsn to see if the crazy chick would ever decide to post again, huh? Well, YOU did, and for that I'm thankful. Meet me in the back after the show, and I'll show you just how thankful I really am. *wink wink*
So no. Here is what happened. I moved. I'm poor. I couldn't afford cable, let alone internet access and the funds to keep up this blog. Since mommy officially "cut off" her bratty spoiled twenty five year old, the blog went KABLOOEY. I was sad. I was incomplete. I tried to make up for it over here, but it just wasn't the same.
Tonight, sitting on my unmade bed, 8.5 months pregnant, I had an idea. I screamed loudly (having to overpower the sounds of machine guns from Call of Duty : Modern Warfare) downstairs to The Man, "Honey, what's your credit card number?" Since he was so enthralled with his game he mindlessly sputtered it up to me. Hey, it was either rev up the ol' blog or upgrade my youporn account.
I figure since I'll be spending the next 18 years (and more) of my life living for nothing more than to care for his first born son, that the least he could do was let me blog. That's like breathing to me. I'll be damned if I'm stuck here with a screaming newborn and nowhere to bitch about it. Not this girl. No way.
So, I'm back. I'm going to try my hand at this thing one more time. So, you'll just have to come back when I actually have something to talk about.
But, for now you can check out some of my a-little-more-unleaded entries over at Victory Girl :
Move along, nothing more to see here.