*waving manically*
Howdy, and welcome, yet again, to my little corner of your internet browser. I feel it is only right (or wrong - however you'd like to view it) to give you a little taste (or smell would be more appropriate) of how my day is going so far.
This morning I was lying comfortably between my clean new sheets on my insanely soft bed. I knew it was time for the kid (who lies right against my back, mind you) and I to get up for the day. But, it was just one of those mornings where you just don't want to step out of bed so quickly. I just wanted "five more minutes" to lay there relaxing, content to be curled up tightly in my fluffy nest. I was lying there, halfway dozing, when all of a sudden I hear a loud explosion!
Phhhhhhhhhht! Phhhht! Phhttt!
The sound escapes from the hiney of the little one in what can only be described as a Chinese Firecracker Fart. He giggles madly and wiggles closer to me in an attempt to smear me with his stink. After feeling the vibration of his posterior on my thigh I have had enough. I manage to let out a forced "Ugh.." and plant both feet on the floor. Yep, it's time to start a brand new day, and nothing like stinky kiddie flatulence to give you a jump start out of bed in the morning! This is going to be a great day!
After getting everyone up and dressed, I succeed at stuffing cheese danish down their throats, and sending them on their merry way. Which leaves me here. For once. Alone.
I've forgotten how quiet the house is when I'm here by myself. Nevermind the fact that I should get off my sorry bum and seek employment. This is the first silence I have heard in a very long time, and I think I'm enjoying it a little too much. Sitting on the back porch drinking java, blogging, and smoking like a chimney just feels so right.
If this is and indication as to how the rest of my day will go, then it might not be so bad after all!
*lifts coffee mug*
Here's to you and yours!
